Master=Dik


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1. Master=Dik 8. He's On Fire
2. Beat On The Brat 9. Florida Oil Drums
3. Under the influence of the
Jesus and Mary Chain
(live on Suisse radio, July 87)
10. Westminster Chimes
11. Chinese Jam
12. Vibrato
4. Ticket To Ride 13. Guitar Lick
5. Master=Dik (version) 14. Funky Fresh
6. Introducing The Stars 15. Our Backyard
7. Ringo 16. Traffick

Master=Dik
(Thurston)

One two
One two
One two titty
I know every nook and cranny in New York City
We’re Ciccone and that’s enough
I’m the Royal Tuff Titty and you gotta taste my love
Taste my love
Yeah
Ahhh
Come on everybody and rock with me
I am the one on the Christmas tree
Now whimping at the words like a moving stork
Now walking up the stairs and cooking up the board
Tripping everywhere I don’t fucking care
Put on some dark eyes and waving goodbye
Wow
(Says she’s fucking cool)
(Says she’s fucking cool)
Huh (Says she’s fucking cool)
I know (says she’s fucking cool)
(Says she’s fucking cool)
Oh (Says she’s fucking cool)
Oohh (says she’s fucking cool)
(Says she’s fucking cool)
Ci (Says she’s fucking cool)
(Says she’s fucking cool)
(Says she’s fucking cool)
Ciccone
(Says she’s fucking cool)
Cic-Ciccone
(Says she’s fucking cool)
Ci-Ci-Ci-Ciccone

Yeah
(I know)
Yeah
I know (I know)
I know (I know) yeah
Gene Simmons is another mother (I know)
(I know)
See ya around (I know)
(I know)
I know (I know)
I know (I know)
We’re Ci-Ciccone (I know)
Ci-Ciccone (I know)
We’re Ciccone (I know)
Ci-Ciccone (I know)
We’re Ciccone (I know)
Ci-Ciccone
Caught many girls smoking with some friends
Lock your house up, [got a pass on full/got a pants side full]
Saying all is one and one is two too many
S-S-S-Spewd up
Yeah
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
S-S-S
London fuck you’re pissing me off
Hollywood weirdo cough, cough, cough
Won’t you please let me rock you
Now I’m just a boy and not much to do
Everybody says does he come from above?
You’re gonna scream when you taste my love
Taste my love
Yeah
Ci-Ci-Ci-Ci-Ci-Ci-Ci-Ci-Ciccone
Ci-Ci-Ci
Ci-Ci-Ci-Ci-Ciccone
Ci-Ci-Ci-Ciccone
Ci-Ciccone
Ahhhhhhhh!
Ciccone
Ciccone
Ci-Ciccone
Ciccone
Ci-Ci-Ciccone
Ciccone
Ci-Ci-Ciccone



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Beat On The Brat
(Thurston)

1, 2, 3, 4

Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
With a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, ho-ho

Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
With a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, ho-ho

Oh yeah, oh yeah, ho-ho

What can you do?
What can you do?
With a brat like that
Always on your back
What can you lose?

What can you do?
What can you do?
With a brat like that
Always on your back
What can you lose?
Lose

Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
With a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, ho-ho

Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
With a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, ho-ho

Oh yeah, oh yeah, ho-ho

What can you do?
What can you do?
With a brat like that
Always on your back
What can you lose?

What can you do?
What can you do?
With a brat like that
Always on your back
What can you lose?
Lose



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Under the influence of the Jesus and Mary Chain
(live on Suisse radio, July 87)

(Thurston & Lee)

[Male interviewer speaking French:]

[Female interviewer translating into English:] Uh, do you think that, um that um, many groups plays like the Jesus And Mary Chain? Or do you think they are their own?

[Male interviewer speaking French:]

[Female interviewer translating into English:] Sorry. Do you's, do you's, do you think you are playing on the same style?

[Thurston:] Umm. [Lee:] No, not at all.



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Ticket To Ride
(Thurston)

[Thurston:] Umm, we're really…
We really suck tonight ladies and gentleman.
Huh huh, in fact, we're gonna, huh, we're gonna call this song "Bury Our Heads In The Sand."
And…
And, uh.
No, this is actually called Dickweed, uh, Part 2.
[Lee:] Part 8!
[Thurston:] Ah yeah, this is…
This song is called, huh, "Dickweed Part 8."

Ahu huh huh
Okay maybe I'll sing a solo song for ya
Well, I got a ticket to ride
Yeah, come on let's do it
Yeah, whoo, yeah whoo
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da
Wha, wha, wha, wha, wouw, wa
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da
I got a ticket to ride, yeah
I got a ticket to ride
Yeah, play those funky drums
Play those funky drums, yeah
Whaaaaaaooooooooooowowowowowo
Yeah
Hohahooga
Gaboga
Baboogaa
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I said I'm just a little boy from Texas
And I'm gonna shake your hand



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Master=Dik (version)
(Thurston)

One two
One two
One two titty
I know every nook and cranny in New York City
London fuck you're pissing me off
Hollywood weirdo cough, cough, cough
Won't you please let me rock you
I'm just a boy and not much to do
Everybody says does he come from above
You're gonna scream when you taste my love
Taste my love
Yeah
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love
Whaaa I got a ticket to ride, yeah
I got a ticket to ride
I got a ticket to ride
And I don't fucking care
No I don't fucking care
I don't fucking care
I don't fucking care
Looking everywhere I don't fucking care
Put on some dark eyes and waving goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye



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Introducing The Stars
(Thurston & Lee)

Do you want to do "Pipeline?"
Yo Sun Ra let's do "Pipeline!"
We got Sun Ra in the studio today ladies and gentlemen.
He's gonna play guitar
He's gonna sing a song.
It's called "Pipeline/Kill Time" and if you can deal with that.
Okay hey Max Roach is here, all right.
Man we got all-star jam.
Get down.
Okay, this is great.

[Lee:] Holy shit, it's Sunny Sheron.
[Thurston:] All right.
Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
[Lee:] Hey Sunny! George
[Thurston:] Hoo
[Lee:] Benson ladies
[Thurston:] Yeah, hello, hello.
[Lee:] and gentlemen! George Benson!
[Thurston:] Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
Down Broadway.
Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
Yeah, I'm going down Broadway.
Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo

[Lee:] Let's not do it too fast Steveo.



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Ringo
(Tape Recording)

Ringo
Ringo

Ringo could I have a couple of words with you?



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He's On Fire
(Thurston & Lee)

Let's go
Whaaaaaaa
Whaaaaaaa
Whaaaaaaa
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hit the snare
We need a drummer
Whaaaaaaa
Woooooo
He's on fire
The stove's hot
Aaaaaaaah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Play those funky beats
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whaaaa



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Florida Oil Drums
(Instrumental)



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Westminster Chimes
(Instrumental)



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Chinese Jam
(Instrumental)



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Vibrato
(Instrumental)



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Guitar Lick
(Instrumental)



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Funky Fresh
(Thurston)

Shit is funky fresh, you know
Shit's funky fresh
Dd, dd, dd, dd, dd, boov

It's funky fresh, you know
Shit's funky fresh
Dd, dd, dd, dd, dd, boov

It's funky fresh, you know
Shit's funky fresh
Dd, dd, dd, dd, dd, boov

It's funky fresh, you know
Shit's funky fresh
Dd, dd, dd, dd, dd, boov

It's funky fresh, you know
Shit's funky fresh
Dd, dd, dd, dd, dd, boov

It's funky fresh, you know
Shit's funky fresh
Dd, dd, dd, dd, dd, boov
Cic, cic, cic, cic, cic, cic, cic
Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da

It's funky fresh, you know
Shit's funky fresh
Dd, dd, dd, dd, dd, boov

It's funky fresh, you know
Shit's funky fresh
Dd, dd, dd, dd, dd, boov

It's funky fresh, you know
Shit's funky fresh
Dd, dd, dd, dd, dd, boov
Sh sh sh sh sh sh
Boov
Sh
Boov
Sh, sh, cic, cic, cic, sh, sh, cic, sh, cic, sh, sh, sh, cic, cic, cic, sh, sh, cic, cic, sh, cic, cic, sh, boov, cic, sh, cic, sh, boov, cic, cic, cic, boov, sh, sh, sh, cic, cic, boov, cic, sh, cic, sh, boov, sh, sh, sh, cic, cic, cic, sh, sh, cic, cic, sh, cic, cic



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Our Backyard
(Instrumental)



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Traffick
(Instrumental)



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